I just wanted to see a brainless all-action-no-plot movie, inspired by this cartoon.
And yes, this was dumb, brainless, all-action very little talking. Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, and Monica Bellucci are totally slumming here, but they bring more than enough talent to lift this movie waaaay above the quality it deserves. And they look like they're having great fun doing it.
Still, I think "Crank" comes closer to all-action-no-plot perfection. And now I really wanna see "River Tam Beat Up Everyone".