And I have no fucking clue why. But don't worry, if I haven't quit my day job to become a movie reviewer, I'm certainly not about to quit to become a cartoonist.
Idea is entirely my own, but the "artwork" is entirely plagiarized from xkcd.com, and even then I couldn't get the chair right.
Some notes about this. I don't know why this super-advanced sentient computer doesn't have a flat screen monitor, I guess I still worship at the Church of the Cathode Ray. Yes, the super advanced computer is amused by playing solitaire. And yes, I routinely name my Word document things like important_file.doc. Shut up!