Well, that was a lot of fun. It's a horror movie, it's a comedy, it's an homage to a ton of horror movies and horror movie cliches, and it's even a cheeky deconstruction of the act of watching a horror movie. And you can probably tell from the ads that there's some mysterious organization that is torturing the kids in the titular cabin. But that's already knowing too much. It's the kind of movie where it's best to go in knowing the least and being surprised by it. So I'll leave it as it's just a lot of geeky fun for horror movie fans. And a question: Why did they have a button in there that just released all the...oops, I've already said too much.
Running Time: 95 minutes
My Total Minutes: 277,824