Fun trivia fact--the darkest part of the moon...is the asshole. I believe the title refers to where Michael Bay pulled the so-called "story" out of. I...just...don't...care...anymore.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, there are no STD's powerful enough to make Michael Bay pissing on my childhood hurt for him as much as it does for me.
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