Monday, October 3, 2011

Jason goes to Bad Movie Night and watches NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD 3-D

Zombie month begins. Ironically, this movie was totally lacking braaaains!

Supposedly both an homage and a re-imagining of Romero's classic, this movie instead shits all over the grave of the original NOTLD. And if there's one grave you don't want to shit all over, it's a zombie's grave. Even gratuitous nudity couldn't make this movie worthwhile. And if you're going to dim the audience's vision with those shitty glasses, why shoot the whole thing in darkness? You know what pitch blackness looks like in 3-D? The same thing it looks like in 2-D, pitch blackness!

Sid Haig is still cool, though.

Running Time: 80 minutes
My Total Minutes: 249,343

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