Stuart Townsend plays Lestat, a vampire rock star who is so gay everyone calls him the Queen of the Damned (Lestat was originally played by Tom Cruise in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE. Do you have any idea how hard it is to "gay up" a Tom Cruise character?) There's also a scantily clad lady vampire or something. She kills and drinks the blood of mortals and vampires alike, and for some reason is totally hot for Lestat. I didn't care, she was such a lousy actress I actually wished she was dead.
I got drunk, mocked the movie, and had a grand ol' time. The end.