Friday, October 18, 2013

Jason watches MACHETE KILLS

Here is everything you need to know: THERE ARE NOT BOOBIES IN MACHETE KILLS! WTF?! There are some funny gags, and plenty of violence, but no boobies! I wanted to love this movie (because of, not in spite of, it's obvious stealing from other movies) but it's just so, so, so wrong.

Here's hoping for a director's cut.

And here's hoping MACHETE KILLS AGAIN...IN SPACE gets made. And that it has some zero-G boobies.

Running Time: 107 minutes
My Total Minutes: 338,918
Post a Comment