Jason goes to Bad Movie Night and watches ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER
So I started out watching the Oscars at the Roxie. Then I remembered buying, sharing, and drinking waaaayyy too much champagne. Then somehow I ended up at the Dark Room watching ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER. Which was dumb of me, because I already paid good money to see it.
This is simply the worst thing to happen to Lincoln in a theater, ever. Which is a joke I've overused, so I'm officially retiring it.
Total Running Time: 105 minutes
My Total Minutes: 317,386