Ummm...so hosting means I get to sit in the front row with a microphone and riff on the movie. It means I pay extra close attention so I don't miss any possible opportunity for humor. And I still have no fucking clue what happened in this movie. While Mickey Rourke's old scarred face was one of the ugliest things in the movie, the whole damn thing was pretty unwatchable. All I'm sure is I'm glad I'm not immortal, because this movie made me want to die.
Running Time: 110 minutes
My Total Minutes: 297,835
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