Must...not...say...anything racist....
Jim 'Dragon' Kelly plays Black Belt Jones, who doesn't appear to have any other name. No one calls him anything but "Black Belt Jones" or sometimes his friends just call him, "Belt." Which makes me think that his real name is Belt Jones, but there's another well-known Belt Jones in town who is white, so they call him Black Belt Jones to distinguish him. Hell, it makes more sense than believing he mastered karate and then legally changed his name to Black Belt.
Anyway, kudos on being the first movie I've ever seen to figure out a way to use girls on trampolines to foil a crime lord. That's even more bizarre than Scatman Crothers as the old gambling-addicted karate master who taught Black Belt Jones everything he knows.
Now (based on a split-second shot of a sign) where can I get me some shrimp chili?
Running Time: 87 minutes
My Total Minutes: 276,737
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