Monday, January 18, 2010

Jason goes to Bad Movie Night and sees G. I. JOE

A good ol' boy named Duke (so nicknamed because he's full of dookie) and his hilarious negro comic relief save the world from a green, metal-eating maguffin controlled by an evil Scotsman. Then the Baroness appears to make everyone's cobra rise.

There's a ton of flashbacks, and each time I hoped it "accidentally" skipped to a different movie. Sadly, no such luck. But at least it's set up for a sequel--and thinking about that made me cry into the many containers of alcohol I brought along.

Running Time: 118 minutes
My Total Minutes (estimated): 166,634
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