Shorts 3: The F Word (that word being "Funny")
BEST SOUND: Drink a lot of beer. Get sick, throw up. All so a found sound musician can mix it into a song.
BREAK A LEG: The strangest, cruelest, most unfair auditions ever. Seriously, the movie is based on the true story of a blind girl trapped in a well who taught herself to see and then climbed out of the well. And that girl went on to become an actress but can't even get a role in the movie based on her life? What the hell!?
DIAL Y FOR YESTERDAY: Sad loser telemarketer dreams of his childhood. And then a mysterious figure shows up and offers him a way to reclaim it. But not in the way you'd expect. Nice twist ending.
FRIEND$HIP: A Sili-Valley startup with the brilliant idea to take social networking off the Internet. After all, while most people have the Internet, everybody has not the Internet. It's a huge untapped market!
HAND JOB: PORTRAIT OF A MALE HAND MODEL: For a while, I actually thought this mockumentary was a real documentary behind-the-scenes of a hand model on a commercial shoot. Turns out, it was because the lead actor actually is a hand model, too. And the director just approached him on a commercial shoot asking if he could follow him around. Then when he found out he wasn't as odd as the typical hand model he's met, they got to talking and made it a fictional film with the actor playing the character of a slightly crazier hand model. Anyway, it was really funny.
MIND GAME: A cool Spanish story about a young boy who is convinced he has telekinetic powers. Great twist ending.
POSTER BOY: And then the best twist ending, the story of the graphic designer who makes all the signs for a gay-bashing church, and how he gets the best of them in the end.
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And then a teen-movie documentary BEYOND CLUELESS, which surprisingly had little of CLUELESS in it. Instead it was a smorgasbord of teen movies--comedy to drama to horror--with a through line of narration by Faruiza Balk trying to tie it all together. Trying being the operative word, because I don't think it really succeeded. There are points in there about the strict social codes of the cliques, and how conformity is imposed. But I think it stretches too far trying to make its point. Ultimately I have to go with what my friend Ira said at the end--that was pretty but empty.
And then the 80s Power Ballad Sing-A-Long/Anti-Valentine's Party, an Indiefest tradition for several years now (I'm an old guy, I remember back before Indiefest did this.) This was a "new" show--meaning that maybe 20% of the lineup was different. But the standards--"Love Bite," "Shot Through The Heart," etc. are still there. They opened the show with a couple of comedy acts, and then about 90 minutes of power ballad, ending with one of the new entries, "Bohemian Rhapsody." And that, of course, is always cool, no matter how much the house reeks of sweat, PBR, and...I don't want to know what else. I will say the stench was remarkably mitigated the next day, and the floor was only slightly sticky. So my endless kudos to the cleaning crew.
Total Running Time: 392 minutes
My Total Minutes: 383,683